export default { async fetch(request) { const html = ` Railback Cash™ — Gildric™
Railback Cash™
Gildric™ Giving Program
Railback Cash™
The rails run both ways when a Rail Rider is at the controls.
Ride the Rails · Respect the Risk
Total Given to Date
$124
Floor tips · Charitable giving · Rail Rider community
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`; return new Response(html, { headers: { 'Content-Type': 'text/html;charset=UTF-8' } }); } };